in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
What real thugs eat
"A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be busy with something, and to know how to demand with all his might that which he desires."
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
"GIVE US THE TRAILER OR GIVE US DEATH."
Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit
my dealer is gonna kill me